mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)

me: (still doesn’t do them)

heytinafey:

gupta
mhm
mhm
mhm
the queen is coming 

heytinafey:

gupta

mhm

mhm

mhm

the queen is coming 

iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

My academic career

2005:

image

Present:

image

Via
Samsung SCH-I545
teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

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“Anaconda” turns Nicki’s butt into a literal force of nature, causing earthquakes in a jungle setting. After parodying the idea of exoticism by opening on a jungle scene, she shifts into a workout setup with comically small weights. All of these setups make the same point: Nicki’s body is the modern ideal. And because Nicki is spitting rapid-fire jokes the whole time she is onscreen, it’s impossible to feel like she’s been reduced to a mere body.

This is confirmed by what comes next: Nicki squirting whipped cream on her tits, fondling a banana, and then slicing the banana with a maniacal laugh. Cutting up a metaphorical dick onscreen makes it even more clear that the “Anaconda” video is about Nicki asserting her power, not as a sexual object but a sexual subject. Both the suggestive choreography and the song’s lyrics, which recount a series of sexual encounters, double down on the fact that Nicki has all the power here, and that she can show as much of her body as she likes and retain all that power.

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ifpaintingscouldtext:

Eva Gonzales | Woman Awakening | 1876

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Eva Gonzales | Woman Awakening | 1876

fohk:

“You don’t know about real loss, ‘cause it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you, I don’t see an intelligent, confident man…I see a cocky, scared shitless kid”
Good Will Hunting (1997)Gus Van Sant

fohk:

You don’t know about real loss, ‘cause it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you, I don’t see an intelligent, confident man…I see a cocky, scared shitless kid”

Good Will Hunting (1997)
Gus Van Sant

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit