Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful
"Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead."
Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)
me filling out a job application
previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine
references: kim kardashian