stfuconservatives:

antiprolife:

Things that lower abortion rates:

  • Better access to condoms
  • Accessible birth control 
  • Accessible Plan - B pills
  • Comprehensive sex education

Things that do not lower abortion rates:

  • Abstinence-Only sex education
  • Banning contraceptives
  • Shaming people who have sex or get abortions
  • Making abortion illegal

Friendly daily reminder that the entire pro-life movement is basically pointless and counterproductive

  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

blkdzn:

bye

blkdzn:

bye

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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"Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead."
Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

encourage:

I get so sad when the

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okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

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  • fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae